Weird Dream.


So, I dreamt that I was looking in the mirror and I popped a zit. But instead of white stuff, a white centipede came out - I had to grab it with my hand and yank it out. It ended up being about 6 inches long. Then I noticed a smaller one crawling around underneath my skin and I was trying to catch him so I could pop him out too. It was gross. I think my head was covered with ferns, too.

Somebody asked me what I ate earlier that night. Bratwurst and sauerkraut (German food, in honor of Reformation Day). I think that explains a lot. Actually, it reminds me of those episodes of the Cosby Show when Cliff would eat a sausage sandwich, and then have bizarre, bizarre dreams where he gave birth to a ten-foot-long hoagie and a 2-liter bottle of grape soda, or the one where he got kidnapped by Muppets. Oh, and there was also that episode of The X-Files where Doggett rips that foot-long slug creature out of Scully's back, after cutting a hole in the back of her neck with his pocket knife. Ugh.

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