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Sunday, December 19, 2004
 



Weird Dream.

So, I'm in this large building which is either a college, my church, or a mall. There's some sort of reception going on, and a bunch of friends are there. I think sushi was served amongst the snacks. I think I may have seen Special Agent Fox Mulder (from The X-Files), but I definitely saw Special Agent Dana Scully (also from The X-Files), because she had been shot. She died right in front of me, and it was sad, so I cried, but I felt a little bit silly because everybody knows that Mulder and Scully are just ficticious characters from a TV show. At this point they both disappeared, or the dream cut to a different scene or something.

And so I've been assigned to this one room which had an open front to the main part of the mall. I think it was on the 3rd or 4th level. Oddly enough it was the same room where the first part took place. There were five other guys assigned to the room as well, whom I did not know. There were bunkbeds set up for us, but they decided it might be better to take the top ones down so everybody could have a bottom bunk. I had a tape measure and started to measure the size of the room to make sure they would fit, but they thought I was foolish to do so.

Then this girl I know from church comes by and says, "Scates, the Dollar Store on the first floor is having a sale on Mini-Mag Lights, and my floor is all out of flashlights, so we need to get some while they're on sale." I replied that my floor was also out, so we went to this guy (another friend from church) who was in charge of acquisitions, and he okayed our purchases.

So we went to go get the flashlights.

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Comments:
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Andy,

You are only allowed to purchase Mini-Mag lights for one floor at the current sale price. Please return all excess flashlights, which may be repurchased at our normal price.

In the future, please specify how many floors are involved in your flashlight purchase.

Thank you for your business,
The Guy From Church
M-M.L.A.D
(Mini-Mag Light Acquisition Department)

P.S. - I'm sorry about Scully.
 
That's okay. She's not real anyway.  
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