Introducing MURPs™ — Mobile Urban Residential Places!



We have taken the concept of PODS (Portable On-Demand Storage) and developed it for residents. For less than $1000, you can purchase your own Mobile Urban Residential Place (MURP™), a complete room for you to live in. While sealed from the environment, MURPs™ have central heat/air connections and are wired for electricity, phone, and broadband internet. By installing one of these into a MURP™-compatible house or apartment block, you can enjoy all the conveniences that you would experience in a normal room, but! if you have to relocate, don't worry about packing! Just call our MURP™-Movers and they will move your entire MURP™ to your new residence and reinstall your room into your new MURP™-compatible house. Imagine! Moving without packing! And everything will be just as it was, except in a different place. All the convenience of an RV, with all the solidity of a house.

Q: How will the MURP™-Movers treat my stuff?
A: You should probably tie everything down. We assume no responsibility for broken items, assuming we don't wreck our truck along the way.

Q: What if my new house/apartment isn't MURP™-compatible?
A: Oh, come on now... EVERY new house is MURP™-compatible.

Q: I think you're making all this up.
A: Duh. I'm a cartoon character. MURPs™ are as real as me.

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