Floyd's Fake Death Review

Andy Kaufman has returned from the dead – or at least from the upper west side of New York City. Click here for the press release. And if you read it on the web, it must be true... Maybe Kurt Cobain will be next – I could really use a new Nirvana album.

But really, what we all want is for General George S. Patton, Jr. to come back and settle this War on Terrorism, Al-Qaeda, and Cobra Command once and for all. "You don't win a war by dying for your country..."

Addendum (2004.06.02) — Well, I guess he's really dead after all.

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