hi, floyd paenut here. i work for andyscates.com. you may also recognize me from andy scates' epic sci-fi films, the Space Trip! series. anyway, you will occasionally find me posting stuff here. i'm supposed to be reviewing things, like movies and music and whatever. so i should probably review something. what can i review? let's see... i'm going to review this napkin here.

REVIEW: Chick-fil-a Napkin

Appearance: The Chick-fil-a napkin is approximately 6.5" x 4.5", with a single major fold that opens into a 6.5" x 7.5", with a 4-ply system made from a 13" x 15" piece of tissue paper. The paper appears to be bleached, but recycled, as there are the tell-tale flecks in the paper. It is embossed with the Chick-fil-a logo and a border that encompasses the edge of the completely unfolded napkin.

Performance: The napkin appears sturdy enough for reasonable dining use. It is fairly smooth to the hands and mouth, and adequately removes food, liquid, and oily substances from said body parts.

Conclusion: The Chick-fil-a napkin is satisfactory for single-use purposes. I recommend that if you stop by a Chick-fil-a, that you should pick one up. (Score: 8/10, Retail cost: complementary)

(posted by Floyd)